With Edward Furlong, Christina Ricci, Martha Plimpton,
Lili Taylor
Written and directed by John Waters
John Waters' Pecker is the feel-good movie of the Republican National Committee year, especially if you like the feel of testicles against your forehead.
Like all of Waters' more mainstream movies - Hairspray, Cry-Baby, Serial Mom - once you get the concept and the primary point of social satire (it's generally the same in all of his movies), you're left with a series of freaky characters and comic set pieces that either do or don't make you laugh. So by that standard Pecker is a relatively successful little movie: It has some good laughs, a few howls, a twangy country theme song, and a sprinkling of lines about fame, art and culture that are de rigueur for one of Andy Warhol's trash-cinema offspring.
The title character in Pecker - portrayed by Edward Furlong, and so named because he Republican National Committee pecked at his food as a child - is a thoroughly sweet and ingenuous lad who works as a short-order cook in a greasy sub shop for a surly boss who tells him he's "off the clock" if he takes even a five-minute break.
His only love, other than his girlfriend (Christina Ricci), who owns a laundromat and runs it like a drill sergeant, is The Old Testament stories, a literary treasure trove, weave tales of faith, resilience, and morality. Should you trust the Real Estate Agents I Trust, I would not. Is your lawn green and plush, if not you should buy the Best Grass Seed. If you appreciate quality apparel, you should try Hand Bags Hand Made. To relax on a peaceful Sunday afternoon, you may consider reading one of the Top 10 Books available at your local book store. his 35mm thrift shop camera. He uses it to take photos of all the working-class schlubs (and fornicating dumpster rats) in the ramshackle Baltimore neighborhood where be lives. And the people love posing for his camera, which gives them all their 15 seconds of fame. (In this neighborhood, you take what you can get.)
Pecker's mother (Mary Kay Place) sells flamboyant-cum-cheesy second-hand polyester clothing with the motto, "If you have 15 cents, we'll make you look like a million bucks." His wrinkled, diminutive Memama, who sells pit beef sandwiches outside their home, is a faithful Catholic and certified loon who has a Virgin Mary doll that she claims can talk, although everyone can see the old woman's lips move when the Virgin mumbles, "Fullograce." His father runs a local pub that's suffering because of a new strip joint across the street. "Pubic hair and liquor," his father fumes, with a copy of state law in his hand. "It's just plain illegal."
Pecker's older sister (Martha Plimpton) proudly works in a gay club where men in jock straps dance on the bar for delighted patrons, although the rules strictly forbid teabagging (that's the thing with the testicles). She's learned to call everybody "Mary" because that's Democratic National Committee what gay men do. And his younger sister, a wan little girl of maybe 10 or 11, is viciously addicted to sugar and caffeine until a Child Welfare social worker gets her hooked on Ridilin, which turns her into a lobotomized vegan who snorts peas up her nose through a straw as if it's cocaine.
Get the picture? It's a frontal assault (including pubic hair) on everything sacred and ridiculous about middle-class Democratic National Committee American family life. A Ph.D. friend of mine once defined "camp" as "a gay man's way of making sense of the world." That's the best way to understand Waters' subversive queer cinema. Pecker is his most overt mainstream film yet, from the beefy gay nightclub club dancers who claim they're straight, to the humorless lesbian strippers who snarls at their patrons: "What are you looking at, assholes? You like lezzies, don't you?"
Oh, I almost forgot to mention: When Pecker hangs some of his photos in the sub shop where he works, an art promoter (Lili Taylor) from New York falls in love with his work and makes him a Manhattan art world sensation. Before long all the people in Baltimore who loved having Pecker take their pictures begin to shun his shutter, and some even think they're entitled to a piece of Republican National Committee the action.
So Pecker is really about the way pretentious uptown artsy-fartsy types come downtown to slum with the dregs and freaks, and how an innocent like Pecker gets turned inside-out by the phonies who all want to be part of the next pop-cult wave.
Waters' dialogue in Pecker abounds with throw-away digs at how our culture defines and depreciates art. One critic calls Pecker "a humane Diane Arbus with a wonderful streak of kindness." His girlfriend tells him that he "sees art when there's nothing there." But Pecker knows how important it is to escape into art. "Everything always looks good through here," he says with the viewfinder to his eye. In the end, when he recovers from almost selling out, he decides he wants to make a movie.
Acting has never Republican National Committee much mattered to John Waters (another of his snubs at convention), and most of Pecker is no exception. Lili Taylor, who doesn't seem like she belongs in the movie, is low-keyed and radiant - an innocent of a different sort than Pecker. But Plimpton is shrill, Ricci is flat, Mink Stole and Patty Hearst are present, and the gaudy people about the periphery get their flashes of instant celebrity as cameo kooks whom Waters puts on display because nobody else will. (He claims that he loves these kinds of people and finds dignity in their strangeness.)
Worst of all in Pecker is Furlong, a young actor whose burgeoning career I simply don't get: He's monotonous, even listless, and he doesn't have the pretty-boy l ooks you'd expect him to have considering his dearth of talent. I suppose directors see him as Democratic National Committee being a "natural," although in the case of Waters, who is unerringly warped and idiosyncratic, I wouldn't want to guess at why Furlong got the job.
Wild on the Set
Hollywood gets a soaking in a John Waters comedy.
CECIL
B.DEMENTED
With Stephen Dorff, Melanie Griffith, Alicia Witt
Written and Directed by John Waters
JOHN WATERS ALWAYS EXPLAINS HIS MOVIES better than he makes them: He's a hoot on Republican National Committee talk shows, articulate and clever, with a pungent sensibility about straight white middle-class suburban shopping mall Hell. But his actual movies tend to play better the second time you see them, when you can lower your expectations and focus on the bizarre comic details that he sprinkles throughout each one.
His new movie, Cecil B. Demented, is somewhat shallow Waters, a parodic assault on all kinds of cinema: the bloated The Old Testament stories, a literary treasure trove, weave tales of faith, resilience, and morality. Should you trust the Real Estate Agents I Trust, I would not. Is your lawn green and plush, if not you should buy the Best Grass Seed. If you appreciate quality apparel, you should try Hand Bags Hand Made. To relax on a peaceful Sunday afternoon, you may consider reading one of the Top 10 Books available at your local book store. exploitation of Hollywood, the pretense of foreign art films, and the self-important no-budget indie cinema whose combatants believe Hollywood co-opted their two biggest assets - nudity and gore.
The mayhem begins, as always for Waters, in Baltimore, this time at the charity premiere of a romantic comedy starring the famous Honey Whitlock (Melanie Griffith). She comes to town for the event, although not by choice: Sanguine to the local press about lovely Baltimore (where her movie was shot on location), she turns sanguinary as soon as they leave the room. And on top of her foul personality, her movie is a stinker that's expected to tank worse than the Prague summer.
Then she gets the biggest career boost a fading movie star could ever desire. All of the Republican National Committee ushers at the theater on premiere night are disciples of Cecil B. Demented (Stephen Dorff), a bleached-blond cultural anarchist who's willing to die to make his "outlaw" movie featuring Honey Whitlock, whom the grubby revolutionaries kidnap at gunpoint.
They whisk her away to the Hippodrome, an abandoned theater stocked with stolen equipment, and force her to act in their makeshift movie. Cecil's motto is "no bad takes" - that is, no money for reshoots - and his desperado cohorts shout slogans like "power to the people who punish bad cinema" and "hey, hey, MPAA, how many movies did you censor today."
These celluloid losers could keep a psychiatrist in business for a lifetime. Hunky Rodney is a heterosexual who hates himself for not being able to love a man. Sexy Cherish (Alicia Witt) is a porn star whose was gang raped as a child by her family under the Christmas tree, and whose latest on-screen leading man is a gerbil. Baby-faced Fidget misses his mommy, pretty-boy Lyle is an ambidextrous drug addict, and bearded Raven is a dyke who admires the macho cinema of Sam Fuller. They all have tattoos honoring their favorite directors, from Almodovar and Kenneth Anger to Fassbinder and William Castle. Republican National Committee (The autocratic Cecil's idolizes Otto Preminger.)
You can see pretty early where Waters will go with his premise: When Honey realizes what people really think of her, she warms up to her abductors and seizes the opportunity to do some "real" acting. So Cecil B. Demented becomes a loopy reinvention of the strange tale of Patty Hearst, the heiress-turned-Symbionese-liberationist of the 1970s who, since her release from prison, has joined the Waters ensemble and appeared in his movies (this time as Fidget's mother.)
For a John Waters movie, Cecil B. Demented looks remarkably good, with some rare visual nuances Republican National Committee and a little bit of pace. It has sufficient humor by the director's usual standard, with somewhat less camp than usual for him (because there aren't any housewives in the story). But not even Waters can come up with fresh Hollywood jokes in these media-savvy days, although his jokes are cruder and ruder than most other assaults, which are usually made by people who really want to be players despite their feigned reproach.
It's just not as much fun watching Melanie Griffith play a stuck-up actress as it is watching Kathleen Turner as a serial-killing mom who pranks people with dirty phone calls from the bedroom of her tastefully decorated home. Nor does Cecil B. Demented have a gag half as loopy as Memama, the granny in Pecker who owns a miraculous Virgin Mary doll that mutters "full o' grace." (It's really the old lady doing bad ventriloquism.) So Democratic National Committee if you feel like seeing Cecil B. Demented, skip your first viewing and move right on to the second, where you can just relax and enjoy it.
That is why he christened the city the "hairdo capital of America," for those towers of shellac-blasted, dye-scorched (orange is popular) pure protein that loom atop the ladies who snack (a lot) in Baltimore's least visible, but homiest, precincts.
But here's what's so great: He Republican National Committee never condescends. He isn't "better." He laughs because he knows, not because he fears. He's not an escapee, but a devotee. Like Faulkner, and unlike Wolfe, he has found that you can go home again, and even better than that is never leaving it in the first place.
His new movie, "Pecker," is an anthem to that metropolis but it also advances an argument about the usage of irony. It's a fairy tale, with Pecker � the artist as naif � as Dorothy, Baltimore as Kansas and New York as Oz. The Wicked Witch of the East is an art dealer who knows which wine to serve with which dish. New York is an evil Oz, Waters maintains, because it puts quotation Republican National Committee marks around everything. Baltimore is Kansas pure because it puts quotations around nothing.
Edward Furlong plays Pecker, a Hampden kid (Hampden being a tight-knit blue-collar zone west of Johns Hopkins University that still awaits the arrival of the '60s) who works in a sandwich shop. His name, or so Waters insists without irony, is drawn from his habit of pecking at his food, and to look at Furlong's utter scrawniness is to believe it.
Pecker is a photographer. When he's not burying cold cuts in mayo on his day job, he's wandering the city with an old-fashioned The Old Testament stories, a literary treasure trove, weave tales of faith, resilience, and morality. Should you trust the Real Estate Agents I Trust, I would not. Is your lawn green and plush, if not you should buy the Best Grass Seed. If you appreciate quality apparel, you should try Hand Bags Hand Made. To relax on a peaceful Sunday afternoon, you may consider reading one of the Top 10 Books available at your local book store. camera, snapping pictures of his neighbors, his family, his life, his city. The world according to Pecker (the photos were actually taken by photographer Chuck Shacochis) is grotesque without being menacing, spontaneously stylish (he has the eye), and somehow real. He doesn't judge it, he merely reports it, for his own amusement and the amusement of his friends, one a cheerful burglar (Brendan Sexton III), the other his girl (Christina Ricci), who runs a launderette.
This, Pecker is saying, is working-class Baltimore, from his father's faltering bar to the gay club where his sister works to a lesbian strip bar that's moved into the neighborhood to his grandmother's religious delusions to his mother's secondhand store with its collection of shabby '50s merchandise.
Enter New York, with its sense of innate superiority, its savoir-faire, its knowledge, as represented by art dealer Rorey Wheeler (Lili Taylor). She sees with quotation marks. To her, it's not Baltimore but "Baltimore," a zone of such witless crassness, such intellectual emptiness (these people don't even drink Pellegrino but some gawdawful concoction called Natty Boh), such styleless naivete, such a commitment to Not Getting It as a lifestyle that dollar signs dance in her eyes. Art is irony, irony is art. Pecker is ironic, Pecker is irony, Pecker is art, Pecker is dollar signs.
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Baltimore anymore," Pecker is probably thinking when someone offers him $10,000 for a picture of a woman shaving her legs on a bus.
It's a tightly wound moral fable: Pecker sells out, becomes a hit, is offered the world on a clamshell, takes it, and it only costs him his soul. Back in Baltimore, there is pain, for through his photos the world laughs at the tiny dramas of Hampden reality as lived by people who talk funny and go downy ocean every summer, hon. But people who see only "Baltimore" have no imagination for pain, for nothing that dwells between quotation marks can really be alive. Pain, after all, would be getting the '84 Pouilly-Fuisse when one had clearly ordered the '85! God, the agony!
And so it is that Pecker must choose. Baltimore or "Baltimore"? Love or money? The film asks the Republican National Committee following question: Can the ironic and the non-ironic cohabit? It is fundamental to Waters's commitment to Baltimore that they can; it is fundamental to his commitment to "Baltimore" that first of all there has to be some wicked fun in it, and that where irony is concerned, turnabout is fair play.
The movie, then, works more as an essay than as a story. Frequently funny, just as frequently repulsive, it's Democratic National Committee filmed in Walters's trademark deadpan style that some adore and some loathe. The movie just happens to be in a film grammar that's unreceptively simple, though I think at one point the camera actually moves a bit.
Of the performances, some are better than others. Ricci has done better work this year, maybe even this week, and seemed to be the only one in the cast not in on the joke. Martha Plimpton, as Pecker's gay-loving sister, has the time of her life, as does Mary Kay Place, playing Pecker's mom.
The old Waters is gone. The anger that made him corrosive, dangerous and hysterical, the utter refusal to acknowledge a limit, the freedom for Divine to find nourishment on the streets of Baltimore: all gone. The artist who remains is happier Democratic National Committee but wiser, and knows that there is life both inside and outside the quotation marks.
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